HR HUMOR

HR HUMOUR

1. Arriving early today for the 10:00 am interview that was last Wednesday

2. Using your cell phone to compute the calculations on an entrance test where it clearly states; "NO CALCULATORS ALLOWED".

3. Applying for a customer service position and you hate smiling and dealing with customers.

4.Position Applied For: Senior Branch Manager
Salary To Be Paid: Weekly, fortnightly, Monthly
Candidate draws a line through all three pay periods and writes; "daily"

5. Interviewer: "Why should you be hired for the post of receptionist"?
Applicant: "The Temp at the front desk is too short. When I came out of the elevator, I thought the desk was unmanned".

6. Interviewer: "What were the reasons you left your last three jobs"?
Applicant: "I was fired, but that's in the past, lets leave that there. How soon do you think I can start here"?


7. Position Applied For: Accountant
Reason unemployed: Fired from last job for using petty cash for poker chips


8. Interviewer:"If you were the CEO for one day what would you do"?
Applicant:"I would take the day off".

9. Applicant: "So what characteristics are you looking for in the person to fill the position"?
Interviewer: "Someone flexible that can handle unforeseen circumstances. Someone who can represent the company well and stand out above the competition. An excellent performer who knows their way around".
Applicant: " I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a Temp or a BMW"?

10.Supervisor: "Jim, I noticed that you have applied for 40 days leave despite being here only 12 months"
Jim: "Well I know that I am entitled to 10 days in the first year, but then, I noticed that during the entire year none of the other three guys called in ill and I didn't want the sick leave to go to waste".